akatriel-rowanborn: walkwthoutrhythm: elfgrove: spookystriderass: sydferrett: why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style why wouldnt you be excited about that WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS. When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it. See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.
What they say: I want someone to love me they way Gatsby loved Daisy.
What they think that means: I want someone to adore me, and go to great lengths to impress me.
What that actually means: I want to symbolized old money and class in somebody's mind, to the point that they wouldn't believe that they'd "made it" until they acquired me, they same way they acquired money and fame. And I want that "love" to be built on a five-year-old memory they had of me, at I time I had everything they never could.
What they actually mean: I didn't understand The Great Gatsby at all lol.
strangerwmf: I don’t want to see anymore “RIP Angelina’s Boobs” posts. We should be celebrating the fact that she can live and raise her children. Not treating her like her body parts are all that matter.
misandrist obfuscatory trollop: sugarbooty: It is... →
sugarbooty: It is National Coming Out Day!!! Which I totally support!!! But I just wanted to say that I also support those in the world who can’t come out right now, not necessarily because of shame or denial, but because of circumstances that would leave them unsupported, abused, or in…
Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
stuartthescottishflamingo: polo’s been around for a while, I guess you could call it an old sport
Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
thesickestjokes: I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: “Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”
I’ve been detained at Guantánamo for 11 years and three months. I have never...– Samir Naji al Hasan Moqbel, a prisoner at Guantánamo Bay since 2002 (via morecoffee)
My sister and I were little shits. When we were little we were in the car with my dad driving and he got pulled over by a cop and it went down like this: Cop: Are you aware you have out-of-state license plates? Dad: Oh, yeah we just moved- Me: No we didn’t, that was two years ago. Dad: Well, we’re only here for a bit and then we’re moving ba- my sister: You said we were never...
Just saw the Great Gatsby. All I could think at the end while watching Leonardo DiCaprio bob lifelessly in the water was ’No, Jack. Not again.’
Hey President Obama, You Can Shut Guantanamo... →
In his press conference Tuesday, President Obama repeated that he wanted to shut Guantanamo Bay but blamed Congress for stopping him. They would not let us close it, he said. But thats wrong. President Obama can lawfully release the detainees if he wants to. Congress has made it difficult, but not impossible. Whatever he’s saying, the president does not want to close the detention center—at least...
gowns: living with parents/family is the norm in a lot of countries and the united states is weird and individualistic so it’s a normal thing here for each person to have a separate house. isn’t that weird. one living box for one person, if you leave the box to return to living with a support system you fucked up
andapositiveoutlook: DO YOU HAVE A WIFE? I HAVE A SISTER.
Shoutout to all the revolutionary people of color...
Random individual: I really loved *random movie*. I can't believe it's in two parts and I have to wait . I know the movie would have been too long otherwise but I wish there was a way they could tell really long stories at once.
Me: Oh like a book?
hey. Superimposing a rape joke over a picture of a sloth doesn’t make it less offensive. kthnxbai
pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
reactionism: Marriage does not entitle your husband to your body, that’s true. But it also does not entitle you to his money.
both my legs fell asleep and now I totally 100% understand those Life-Alert commercials.
Things I Would Assume If All My Knowledge of...
* There’s ONE police officer in the entire country * All French prostitutes have some musical theater training * French prisons involve a strict regiment of singing * For a great disguise all you need is a cap. * You can buy children * The French take stealing bread verrrry seriously. Do not fuck with their baguettes .
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taco-l0ve: phangirlingoverdisney: queeenrachet: biersackimagines: enjoying-all-music: let’s make this the post with the most notes ever. yes. Almost 13 million 13 million and counting.
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts. Everyone. I mean it. THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER they really do mean everyone