Nixon's Left Nipple

was once falsely accused of defrauding the elderly in a mail scam

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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why did I colonize Africa and enslave its people? 
Well, as I recall, Firefly had just been cancelled and I had been drinking heavily. In hindsight, there were probably better ways to spend my Tuesday afternoon.

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In all honesty, if I am ever murdered, be aware that I probably did something to deserve it. 

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I went in for an interview- got the job, got offered an additional internship, and told that my now boss will see what she can do to get me contract research work for the state legislature.

And did I mention that my town just raised minimum wage to $10.66?

Post-college life is so good.

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