Nixon's Left Nipple

was once falsely accused of defrauding the elderly in a mail scam

How to avoid having your nudes used against you.


Here’s a super simple tip: Take your nudes from the shoulders down.

A million people can see them and no one can prove that it is you. 

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lindseylaroo:

All this talk of J-Law’s nudes but no one’s asking the important questions: Does she have a third nipple? Are there any abnormal growths on her body by which an animal familiar can nurse? Is she a witch?

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All this talk of J-Law’s nudes but no one’s asking the important questions: Does she have a third nipple? Are there any abnormal growths on her body by which an animal familiar can nurse? Is she a witch?

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