'In the future drones will deliver presents by dropping them in your chimney on christmas'
Cyd Charisse didn’t have a thigh gap and she insured her legs for a million dollars and holds the record for “Most Valuable Legs” so why would you bother.
I come home for the holidays and my parents start mocking my school’s mascot. Naturally I took advantage of my Eckerd education and, imitating the noble Triton snail, ate them whole.
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS